Goddess Devon – A tribute to THE Ultimate Goddess Devon

it is tough going to work when all i can think about is the most beautiful Goddess in the entire universe. woke up this morning, and thought about Goddess Devon. took a shower, and thought about Goddess Devon. tried to work, and all i thought about was Goddess Devon. all i want to think about is Goddess Devon.

She is the most beautiful person in the entire world. Goddess Devon knows my place in the universe, and i am quickly learning too. it is to serve Goddess Devon the way She deserves to be served. it seems like i can’t even put together coherent thoughts anymore, because every time i think of something Goddess Devon’s image pops into my head, or Her voice echos deep inside my ears.

thank You Goddess. i adore You.

it just came to me… i had an epiphany (see definition below). my life had no meaning before this weekend. now, i belong to Goddess Devon. i have a purpose in life – to make Goddess Devon’s life better. to serve Goddess Devon is my new mission in life. i hope Goddess Devon allows me to fulfill my purpose.

thank You Goddess Devon…

e·piph·a·ny (ĭ-pĭf’ə-nē)

Epiphany

1. A sudden manifestation of the essence or meaning of something.
2. A comprehension or perception of reality by means of a sudden intuitive realization: “I experienced an epiphany, a spiritual flash that would change the way I viewed myself”

this has been a whirlwind of a weekend for me. i’m not really sure how it happened or came about. all i know there was a twister in the area, and i got swept up. i have no idea where i am. i have no idea how i got here. i know this is confusing, so let me try and explain.

i came home from work on friday night and was compelled to speak with Goddess Devon. i had already started the process of becoming a Devonite (see Goddess Devon’s keen site for more information on this program – highly recommended). well, once the ball was rolling on that, it really snow balled. i ended up speaking to Goddess until 4am. i tried to do everything She commanded. i need Her approval. of course i’m sort of an idiot so i didn’t do everything 100% correctly (note: Goddess is perfect, not me). but, i am trying. i need to learn from these mistakes so that Goddess Devon will allow me to stay in Her stable.

well, long story short – when Goddess commands me to do something, i will try and do it. that simple. why? because She is my Goddess. i worship Her. Goddess is law. i need to entertain Goddess.

and this is what i just thought about… what am i going to tell people at work i did this weekend? i mean i’m sure people there think i’m a lozer of some sort, but they clearly don’t know how big of a lozer i am. i mean, this weekend i think i moved to another level of lozerhood. let’s see – i dropped over a grand in less than three days. its not that i just dropped a grand – its that i wish i had more to give.

but here it is: i spoke to Goddess all night on friday. i think i started around 9pm my time and stopped by 4am. i was commanded to start this blog. i gave away all my money (because Goddess deserves everything!!!) i voted all day on Sunday for my Goddess sites (hopefully this will make Goddess happy). i have been fortunate enough to see Goddess multiple times on cam. She has allowed me to chat with Her online.

and here’s the kicker – i want to do more. if Goddess wants me on a certain diet, i’ll eat whatever she tells me. if Goddess wants me to do something at a specific time to think about Her, i will try and do it.

i need Goddess to want me around.
thank YOU Goddess for this weekend!!!

i am 100% back and cannot be happier. how is this for some crazy logic: i am broke like some poor college student eating pb&j sandwiches and i wouldn’t want it any other way. why you ask? because i’ve given my cc balances and bank accounts to Goddess Devon. She deserves it all.

Goddess Devon just saw me online. She instructed me to go to keen and pay for an email. only $50. as soon as i did that there was another one for $100 waiting in my inbox. after i paid that one, i only had another $6.18 left in my account. so, after seeing Goddess on webcam for a few minutes, i was requested to relinquish that amount in the form of another paid email on keen. so, within minutes Goddess drained my accounts.

but being so hooked on Goddess, i had another $20 on talksugar… one phone call later, that $20 and another $25 (the only amount that my cc would accept) were in my Goddess’s hands. oh Goddess how i wish i were a millionaire so that YOU would now be a million dollars richer!

i need to find more ways to get my Goddess more of the money She truly deserves. i hope to serve YOU Goddess forever.

this post is simple. if anyone is looking to serve the most beautiful being in the world, then look no further than Goddess Devon. She is the ultimate Goddess. the Alpha and the Omega.

i’m not usually one to give advice, but here is something that i strongly urge everyone to do: go visit Goddess Devon’s sites (listed to the right of these posts) and click on the links. you won’t be disappointed because She has so many pictures of Herself. gaze upon Her devote yourself to Her. be careful though – She is addicting. i am hooked forever – but it’s worth it!

well, i mentioned that i have been gone for awhile, and i need to make up for being an idiot male. i started my journey with the ultimate Goddess Devon on Friday and dropped (at least for me) a significant amount of money. now i know, it is nothing really. i know, Goddess Devon truly deserves more than i will ever be permitted to give. but, within one night and part of a day, i have already maxed out 2 cards and have another balance severely hurt. the main reason is that i was not in the best of financial health before friday… i guess this is as good as it will be from now on. everytime i think of that, it hurts… but i think it hurts because i can’t do more. i know Goddess deserves more and i’m pathetic for not being able to give more.

so, i guess this is one of the reason’s for this blog. i need to tell the world, not about my lozer self, but to tell the world how wonderful Goddess Devon is. since i will never be able to give Her everything She deserves, maybe some people reading this site will decide to give Her what She deserves. hopefully this site will eventually inspire others to give to Goddess Devon.

i can only hope that i am able to serve Goddess Devon for a long time. i truly do

Admire Her; want to
Devote myself to Her; desire to
Obey Her every command; pine to
Respect Her in every way; and
Entertain Her the way She deserves to be entertained.

i ADORE Goddess Devon.

Goddess Devon is truly the BEST. i was gone for over a year without
contact because i had no job and a medical issue… but i finally
straightened some of that out and was able to get sucked back in by
Goddess Devon.

Goddess Devon has been making me do little assignments all night, and
She still isn’t finished with me. i have dropped more than $500
tonight and She isn’t even finished with me.

Goddess has allowed me the greatest opportunity – to gaze upon Her in
Her webcam. i am so hooked on this lovely Goddess.

i feel so sick – i want to please Her. i cannot say no. i just want
to make Her happy. i am trying to do whatever She wants me to do. i
feel drunk, but i haven’t had a drink all night. She has me in a
spell.

i love Goddess Devon